The Absent Husband

There were a lot of mens clubs in Bangkok a few years ago Men went there and read their newspapers quietly or drank or had meals with their friends

All of these mens clubs had a lot of very good servants At every club one of the servants was a doorman Mr Preecha was the doorman of one of these clubs He was 15 years old and he had grey hair and a big grey moustache The telephone ring in his office at 6 o clock in the evening and a woman spoke to him She said Are you the doorman of the George Club

Yes I am Mr Preecha answered

Please give my husband a message the woman said

Your husband is not at the club this evening Mr Preecha answered

That is not necessary Mr Preecha answered No husband is ever at the club